submitted by Zoso424

I told my boyfriend about the ABC Trust Charity Dinner/Fund Raiser Gala and how great it would be if we could go and do something charitable at the same time. He agreed and told me to start gathering details so we can plan things out.

That night he dreams* that we’re at the Gala. Even though this charity is really Jimmy’s thing Robert showed up as a guest with his girlfriend. When my bf got up from his seat to grab some drinks Robert and Jimmy came over to our table and started talking to me. Robert happened to be sitting in my bf’s seat so when he returned he asked Robert if he could have his seat back. They told him he could have it back after they discuss something with him first — they wanted to switch partners. They offered their significant others in exchange for me (LOL!!!). After my bf turns down their offer, they try to change his mind with money — $10,000.00 they offer. Again the answer is no. They tell him he could have both — the money and their ladies. Again no, and by this time my bf becomes furious. The 3 of them start arguing when suddenly I jump in. I look at Jimmy and Robert and tell them to give me the money and I’ll happily go with them. And then he wakes up…

*EDITORIAL COMMENT: Now we’ve got the significant others dreaming about Robert, too…