The Jimmy Page/Robert Plant Sexual Dichotomy
December 3rd, 2001 by The LibrarianBy Robin Blackburn-Jerkins (a/k/a Tweeked_Cat)
(written at 3 a.m., Dec. 2, 2001, while the author was watching “The Song Remains the Same”)
The Jimmy Page/Robert Plant dichotomy is based in the same aspects of human behavior as countless other modern sexual riddles — Ginger or Mary Ann, Xena or Gabrielle, Tanya Harding or Nancy Kerrigan, etc. — which can be summarized in the sentiment that there’s the kind of person you fall in love with and the kind of person you boink.