This is a collection of humorous advertisements that you’ll never see in any magazine. Robert could be a spokesperson for a myriad of products and we’ve thought of a few. And we’ll probably think of a few more from time to time.

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Choose your subject from the list of categories on the right. Categories with more than one ad will have “previous” and “next” buttons so that you can page through the ads. Click on “Adverts” in the header to return here at any time.

This section is also fully searchable. Use the search box to find something specific.

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These advertisements are PARODY and are for humorous purposes only. They are not to be taken seriously nor to reflect how any product may or may not work. All of the ads are creative endeavors by the authors (as noted). Please reference them accordingly if you link to them. Ads are not to be used elsewhere without either (1) linking to ManicNirvana.com or (2) showing the ManicNirvana.com url and noting the creator’s by line.